That’s Goliath on the left. He’s my 10-year-old chihuahua.He weighs around 6 pounds, which for Chihuahuas is a bit on the chubby side, so I’m supposed to keep an eye on his “fat pockets.” Every time I say “fat pockets” I think of the “hot pockets” theme. That’s just wrong.

On the right is my grandpuppy Rocky, as in the boxer, because they both have a death wish and aren’t so smart.

But this post is about Goliath’s Sexy Dance. It’s his way of proving to the world that despite the fact that he’s a senior citizen and blind in one eye and has grey fur, he still feels that he can BRING IT.

Every time I let him in my room, the first thing he does is what we have called the “Sexy Dance.” Our breeders say it is Goliath’s way of strutting his stuff.

It’s freaking hilarious–and you are WELCOME.

Goliath’s Sexy Dance